SMS Humor 123
Be nice to the ones, who smoke,
every cigarette might be their last.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue,
Einstein was ugly too !
Hello I am a virus and I am entering
your brain right now…..
sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body,
such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile ….
but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
I tried to call you from a payphone last night.
I put my donor card in by mistake,
It cost me an arm and a leg!
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
SMS Wisdom
To the World, You may be One Person,
But to One Person, you may be the World.
SMS Jokes
What Do U call A Dog with No Legs?
It doesn’t matter what U call it, the mutt wont come!
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